I believe that telling lies can render a person insane. Seriously.
When a person makes a habit of lying, they eventually begin believing their own lies, and then they become a little crazy, unable to distinguish fiction from reality.
And so it goes with HR folks who insist on perpetuating the lie that money doesn’t matter.
BS walks … all the time
Word on the street is that it’s a candidate’s job market.
I’ll believe THAT when I stop getting crappy job offers.
But what’s worse than getting a crappy job offer? It’s hearing an HR “pro” claim her offer isn’t crappy because she doesn’t see pay as reflective of my value.
Well, how magnanimous of you. I’m calling BS.
Culture instead of cash?
“We pay employees in culture when we can’t pay them in cash.”
I nodded because I know from first-hand experience that some HR folks are still touting the untruth that culture is as valid a medium as a fair wage.
And with that untruth comes another untruth, namely, that the amount of moola an employer is willing to assign a position is all about financial ability and has nothing to do with how the employer views the function or the candidate.
Yeah, I know it sounds nuts, but that’s what the employer wants the candidate to believe when the employer tries to undercut the candidate and then says: “We’d like to pay more, but we just can’t afford it.”
Cut the baloney, please.
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Wanting something for nothing
Money always tells a story. In 99.999 percent of cases, if an employer isn’t willing to pay at least the market rate for talent, the employer doesn’t value the talent, or it doesn’t value the function. Period.
And said employer shouldn’t waste his breath talking trash about budgets, financial constraints, diminished sales, or funding cutbacks, because for every poor, underpaid sucker slugging away for culture instead of cash, someone else on that same payroll is being paid handsomely. Trust me on that.
So please, let’s stop lying to ourselves and to candidates.
It’s rude. It’s disingenuous. It’s a waste of time. It causes good employees to bolt. And, it makes us look silly.
I don’t want to hear it
Money talks. It always has, and it always will.
And no, I don’t begrudge an employer the right to assign a dollar amount to certain positions, or even to certain people, as it sees fit. These distinctions are necessary.
But please, don’t tell me your job offer doesn’t confer value.
That’s just a big fat lie.